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Beer World Cup XI

Football picks the fixtures. The pub tribunal picks the truth. 48 nations, one cellar, no mercy.

48 NATIONS · 12 GROUPS · 72 GROUP MATCHES · Verdicts stamped as fixtures resolve

Group A
  1. 1🇨🇿Czech Republic3+59Q
  2. 2🇲🇽Mexico3+26Q
  3. 3🇿🇦South Africa3-333
  4. 4🇰🇷South Korea3-40
Group B
  1. 1🇨🇭Switzerland3+49Q
  2. 2🇨🇦Canada3+56Q
  3. 3🇧🇦Bosnia & Herzegovina303Q
  4. 4🇶🇦Qatar3-90
Group C
  1. 1🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿Scotland3+69Q
  2. 2🇧🇷Brazil3+26Q
  3. 3🇲🇦Morocco3-13Q
  4. 4🇭🇹Haiti3-70
Group D
  1. 1🇺🇸USA3+69Q
  2. 2🇦🇺Australia306Q
  3. 3🇵🇾Paraguay3-23Q
  4. 4🇹🇷Turkey3-40
Group E
  1. 1🇩🇪Germany3+129Q
  2. 2🇨🇮Ivory Coast3+16Q
  3. 3🇪🇨Ecuador3-43Q
  4. 4🇨🇼Curaçao3-90
Group F
  1. 1🇯🇵Japan3+69Q
  2. 2🇳🇱Netherlands3+56Q
  3. 3🇸🇪Sweden3-23Q
  4. 4🇹🇳Tunisia3-90
Group G
  1. 1🇧🇪Belgium3+77Q
  2. 2🇪🇬Egypt3+37Q
  3. 3🇳🇿New Zealand3-333
  4. 4🇮🇷Iran3-70
Group H
  1. 1🇪🇸Spain3+69Q
  2. 2🇺🇾Uruguay3+36Q
  3. 3🇨🇻Cape Verde3-23Q
  4. 4🇸🇦Saudi Arabia3-70
Group I
  1. 1🇫🇷France3+89Q
  2. 2🇳🇴Norway3+26Q
  3. 3🇸🇳Senegal3+23Q
  4. 4🇮🇶Iraq3-120
Group J
  1. 1🇦🇹Austria3+79Q
  2. 2🇦🇷Argentina3+36Q
  3. 3🇩🇿Algeria3-333
  4. 4🇯🇴Jordan3-70
Group K
  1. 1🇵🇹Portugal3+67Q
  2. 2🇨🇴Colombia3+26Q
  3. 3🇨🇩DR Congo3+14Q
  4. 4🇺🇿Uzbekistan3-90
Group L
  1. 1🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿England3+59Q
  2. 2🇭🇷Croatia306Q
  3. 3🇬🇭Ghana3-13Q
  4. 4🇵🇦Panama3-40
A / L
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Third-place playoff · 19 July 2026
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 England 6 – 4 France 🇫🇷
HT: England 4–0 · FT: England 6–4
🥉 England take bronze

Four-nil at the interval — Draught Bass, Timothy Taylor's Landlord, Harvey's Sussex Best and Adnams Broadside all on the sheet before the ref found the whistle. Then France's whole squad remembered they'd lost the wrong semi: Kronenbourg 1664, Pelforth Brune, Jenlain Ambrée and Thiriez Extra put one each past a suddenly-thirsty English defence. Marston's Pedigree replied in the seventy-third, Hook Norton Hooky Bitter in the eighty-second, and the cushion held. Six-four at the whistle. The bronze goes to the format that never travels.

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